Friday, April 18

And another thing...

Hey kids! Leave your own responses in the comments section and maybe you'll wake up with an extra surprise tomorrow!

1. What time did you get up this morning? 7:30 a.m.
2. Diamonds or pearls? Diamonds, obviously.
3. What was the last film you saw at the cinema? Uhm, I couldn't tell you, it was years ago.
4. What is your favorite TV show(s)? BBC World News, The Catherine Tate Show, Strangers with Candy, Battlestar Galactica ;)
5. What do you usually have for breakfast? Protein shake, protein bar, 2 pots of coffee and a drive across town.
6. What is your middle name? Begins with a "P", ends with an "ick", hate it
7. What food do you dislike? Scallop sushi, it's absolutely terrifying
8. What is your favorite CD at the moment? Tilly & The Wall - Bottoms of Barrels (closely followed by Janet Jackson's Discipline)
9. What time is it right now? 9 a.m.
10. Favorite Sandwich? Veggie, piled high, with pickles
11. What characteristic do you despise? A sense of entitlement always gets me fired up.
12. Favorite item of clothing? Either my Casino Cowboy shirt (currently wearing it) or my velour maroon vest that looks like a McDonalds uniform circa 1983
13. If you could go anywhere in the world on vacation, where would you go? Outer space, or Russia... same difference really
14. Where would you retire to? 6 feet under
15. What was your most memorable birthday? The one where everyone forgot, and I spent the day waiting by the phone, but noone called, and then I walked into the house thinking there was a surprise waiting... but there wasn't. That's the year I stopped counting.
16. Furthest place you are sending this? My readers in Scotland should love it.
17. Person you expect to send it back? Good ol' firecrotch Fox
18. Morning person or a night person? I'm more of a mid-day type, a lady who lunches
19. What is your shoe size? 13 1/2
20. Pets? Never had.
21. Any new and exciting news you’d like to share with us? I am a freak, but, that's not that new.
22. What did you want to be when you were little? A junky-whore... and look at me now!
23. How are you today? Woke up late with a hangover and dried cum on my top lip, won't be able to sleep until tomorrow night and not particularly pleased with my roommate, so I'm pretty normal.
24. What is your favorite flower? Dead, dried and hanging on a nail in some backwoods shack. Flowers are for queers.
25. What is a day on the calendar you are looking forward to? May 28th, 2012... the day the old man told me everything would change.
26. What are you listening to right now? A clackity keyboard and the subtle sounds of traffic on 271 south.
27. What was the last thing that you ate? Balance Bar (choc and peanut butter- kinda chalky)
28. Do you wish on stars? I did until that year everyone forgot my birthday.
29. If you were a crayon, what color would you be? Brown
30. How is the weather right now? Beautiful!
31. Last person you spoke to on the phone? Curtis, or Nikki actually, I couldn't hear her over the roar of partiers at 'Lake Effects' in Madison, OH, home of the free creeps with every drink!
32. Favorite soft drink? Lemonade
33. Favorite restaurant? Liquid Planet is tops right now, simple, delicious, great nick-name.
34. What was your favorite toy as a child? My Buddy, the gay-training doll for boys
35. Summer or Winter? Winter makes me miserable, so I'll stick with that
36. Chocolate or vanilla? Coffee
37. Coffee or Tea? Chocolate
38. Do you want your friends to email you back? I've evolved beyond email.
39. When was the last time you cried? That year everyone forgot my birthday.
40. What is under your bed? The floor.
41. What did you do last night? Played with Curtis.
42. What are you afraid of? Giving myself an aneurysm because I'm such a hypochondriac.
43. Salty or Sweet? Vegetable-y.
44. How many keys on your key ring? 7, plus one miniature Eiffel tower.
45 How many years at your current job? 6 months.
46. Favorite day of the Week? Sunday
47. Do you make friends easily? No, well yes, but then I always try to sleep with them and things don't get prettier from there.
48. How many people will you send this to? The entire internet
49. How many will respond? 3
50. Do you like finding out all this stuff about your friends? No, I mainly like wasting time at work.

2 comments:

Chox said...

1. What time did you get up this morning? 7:53 a.m.
2. Diamonds or pearls? Excessive bling is for tacky people.
3. What was the last film you saw at the cinema? Zombie Strippers (I am not kidding...it fucking rocked)
4. What is your favorite TV show(s)? The Universe on History Channel
5. What do you usually have for breakfast? Yogurt & Kashi.
6. What is your middle name? It starts with a "T" and rhymes with "parents"
7. What food do you dislike? Anything that comes from a shell or bottomfeeders
8. What is your favorite CD at the moment? Algebra Suicide - The Secret Like Crazy (1987)
9. What time is it right now? 17:23
10. Favorite Sandwich? Turkey sub from Grum's on Coventry
11. What characteristic do you despise? Arrogance
12. Favorite item of clothing? My Levi's 550's
13. If you could go anywhere in the world on vacation, where would you go? Romania - I love shitty weather and scary castles. Fuck the beach.
14. Where would you retire to? Wouldn't mind a nice big old house in Cleveland Heights to be perfectly honest
15. What was your most memorable birthday? My 20th...it was a surprise party at Chi Chi's restaurant, and when I walked in all my friends were there. Then we almost got thrown out for sticking 20 sparklers in a pop tart and lighting them, which filled the restaurant with smoke, plus someone tried to sneak in some booze. It was *awesome*
16. Furthest place you are sending this? After I click "PUBLISH YOUR COMMENT" it's out of my control
17. Person you expect to send it back? Motherfucker don't make me slap you. I saw what you wrote.
18. Morning person or a night person? Used to be a night person, now more of a morning person. People hate my relentless cheer and corny disposition.
19. What is your shoe size? Left foot, 10.5, right foot, 11.
20. Pets? THE CRABS IN MY FIRE CROTCH! FUCK YOU CUTLASS SUPREMO!
21. Any new and exciting news you’d like to share with us? I officially have a crush on someone.
22. What did you want to be when you were little? Black. So I could have an Afro.
23. How are you today? Gassy. [poot]
24. What is your favorite flower? Venus Fly Traps.
25. What is a day on the calendar you are looking forward to? September 22nd, 2008
26. What are you listening to right now? Fucking retards blabbing outside my fucking windows.
27. What was the last thing that you ate? a yogurt drink and a handful of Kashi
28. Do you wish on stars? No, but I gaze at them.
29. If you were a crayon, what color would you be? Raw Umber
30. How is the weather right now? Relentlessly gorgeous.
31. Last person you spoke to on the phone? My sister Hilly
32. Favorite soft drink? They don't make it anymore. Cotton Club Grape Soda (so carbonated, you had to open it over the sink and then you could belch so loud you'd shatter windows)
33. Favorite restaurant? Tommy's on Coventry (shut up, Steve...I've liked it since 1977)
34. What was your favorite toy as a child? My Bigwheel
35. Summer or Winter? Winter, hands down. Just not in Cleveland.
36. Chocolate or vanilla? Oh please. You all know I'm a checkerboard chick.
37. Coffee or Tea? Depends on whether or not I want to have a massive BM later.
38. Do you want your friends to email you back? What the fuck kind of question is that?
39. When was the last time you cried? It's been a while. Too long, in fact.
40. What is under your bed? I dunno. A bunch of dead tricks, I guess.
41. What did you do last night? Smoked pot with Ivan and ate crock pot chicken
42. What are you afraid of? Being buried alive
43. Salty or Sweet? Heh. That made me think of cum.
44. How many keys on your key ring? Too goddamn fucking many.
45 How many years at your current job? I work for myself, suckas.
46. Favorite day of the Week? Monday - for real.
47. Do you make friends easily? When I need to.
48. How many people will you send this to? just one.
49. How many will respond? I don't fucking know...that question is total AIDS if ya aks me
50. Do you like finding out all this stuff about your friends? yes, I live for inane memes

Kady said...

1. What time did you get up this morning? 10:04 am
2. Diamonds or pearls? pearls please. :)
3. What was the last film you saw at the cinema? The Soloist at the cheap theater!
4. What is your favorite TV show(s)? 30 rock, Southland and anything on the Food Network.
5. What do you usually have for breakfast? Coffee or Redbull. yeah.. that's it.
6. What is your middle name? Elizabeth
7. What food do you dislike? Beans- it's a texture thing!
8. What is your favorite CD at the moment? Joni Mitchell- Blue (because that is always) and random Billie Holiday songs.. I don't really have CDs. ipod city!
9. What time is it right now? 11:55 am. i'm a sloth.
10. Favorite Sandwich? something with lots of meat.
11. What characteristic do you despise? lying and inconsistency.
12. Favorite item of clothing?
Any of the scarves in my collection or my dark wash trouser jeans or my black pencil skirt with a good pair of heels.
13. If you could go anywhere in the world on vacation, where would you go? back to France, please.
14. Where would you retire to? wine country in california.
15. What was your most memorable birthday? i guess my 23rd, since i don't really like birthdays and that one was the most recent.
16. Furthest place you are sending this? uh?
17. Person you expect to send it back? this is a dumb question. i hate it.
18. Morning person or a night person? I really like mornings and late nights. which means i'm usually tired.
19. What is your shoe size? 8
20. Pets? nothx.
21. Any new and exciting news you’d like to share with us? the job search sucks. that's not new, but it's what i'm doing currently.
22. What did you want to be when you were little? a mom. DAMMIT college! now i have GOALS!
23. How are you today? kind of numb. not really sure yet. however, i just remembered that tonight is 80s night at thursdays lounge, so now i'm better.
24. What is your favorite flower? i hate roses and carnations. i'm okay with pretty much anything else. i lke lillies a lot.
25. What is a day on the calendar you are looking forward to? y'know... i can't even think of one. how sad.
26. What are you listening to right now? fucking asshole kids playing outside my apartment. i love kids. but not asshole ones.
27. What was the last thing that you ate? tiramisu cheesecake for dessert last night!
28. Do you wish on stars? not really.
29. If you were a crayon, what color would you be? seafoam green, of course
30. How is the weather right now? i don't know. i kind of refuse to get out of bed. it seems sunny.
31. Last person you spoke to on the phone? GIGS.
32. Favorite soft drink? either Dr. Pepper or RootBeer
33. Favorite restaurant? Pad Thai or Vue.
34. What was your favorite toy as a child? I loved all of my dolls. But mainly, i just liked to iron table cloths and cloth napkins and set my little table. and pick weeds from in the yard to decorate with. yeah. i was that domesticated. it's fine, really.
35. Summer or Winter? summer, please. unless i don't have to drive anywhere. then i like winter.
36. Chocolate or vanilla? chocolate!
37. Coffee or Tea? always coffee.
38. Do you want your friends to email you back? ...
39. When was the last time you cried? um, fuck...,last thursday
40. What is under your bed? a trundle bed
41. What did you do last night? dinner with jeff, visit to andrew and then speech stuff with gigs
42. What are you afraid of? failing.
43. Salty or Sweet? both!
44. How many keys on your key ring?
6.
45 How many years at your current job? ugh, 3 on and off.
46. Favorite day of the Week? Monday, since it's my only day off of work right now.
47. Do you make friends easily? yes, i think so.i try to be friendly.
48. How many people will you send this to? omg fucking dumbass questions.
49. How many will respond? ./
50. Do you like finding out all this stuff about your friends? sure.