And another thing...

Hey kids! Leave your own responses in the comments section and maybe you'll wake up with an extra surprise tomorrow!

1. What time did you get up this morning? 7:30 a.m.
2. Diamonds or pearls? Diamonds, obviously.
3. What was the last film you saw at the cinema? Uhm, I couldn't tell you, it was years ago.
4. What is your favorite TV show(s)? BBC World News, The Catherine Tate Show, Strangers with Candy, Battlestar Galactica ;)
5. What do you usually have for breakfast? Protein shake, protein bar, 2 pots of coffee and a drive across town.
6. What is your middle name? Begins with a "P", ends with an "ick", hate it
7. What food do you dislike? Scallop sushi, it's absolutely terrifying
8. What is your favorite CD at the moment? Tilly & The Wall - Bottoms of Barrels (closely followed by Janet Jackson's Discipline)
9. What time is it right now? 9 a.m.
10. Favorite Sandwich? Veggie, piled high, with pickles
11. What characteristic do you despise? A sense of entitlement always gets me fired up.
12. Favorite item of clothing? Either my Casino Cowboy shirt (currently wearing it) or my velour maroon vest that looks like a McDonalds uniform circa 1983
13. If you could go anywhere in the world on vacation, where would you go? Outer space, or Russia... same difference really
14. Where would you retire to? 6 feet under
15. What was your most memorable birthday? The one where everyone forgot, and I spent the day waiting by the phone, but noone called, and then I walked into the house thinking there was a surprise waiting... but there wasn't. That's the year I stopped counting.
16. Furthest place you are sending this? My readers in Scotland should love it.
17. Person you expect to send it back? Good ol' firecrotch Fox
18. Morning person or a night person? I'm more of a mid-day type, a lady who lunches
19. What is your shoe size? 13 1/2
20. Pets? Never had.
21. Any new and exciting news you’d like to share with us? I am a freak, but, that's not that new.
22. What did you want to be when you were little? A junky-whore... and look at me now!
23. How are you today? Woke up late with a hangover and dried cum on my top lip, won't be able to sleep until tomorrow night and not particularly pleased with my roommate, so I'm pretty normal.
24. What is your favorite flower? Dead, dried and hanging on a nail in some backwoods shack. Flowers are for queers.
25. What is a day on the calendar you are looking forward to? May 28th, 2012... the day the old man told me everything would change.
26. What are you listening to right now? A clackity keyboard and the subtle sounds of traffic on 271 south.
27. What was the last thing that you ate? Balance Bar (choc and peanut butter- kinda chalky)
28. Do you wish on stars? I did until that year everyone forgot my birthday.
29. If you were a crayon, what color would you be? Brown
30. How is the weather right now? Beautiful!
31. Last person you spoke to on the phone? Curtis, or Nikki actually, I couldn't hear her over the roar of partiers at 'Lake Effects' in Madison, OH, home of the free creeps with every drink!
32. Favorite soft drink? Lemonade
33. Favorite restaurant? Liquid Planet is tops right now, simple, delicious, great nick-name.
34. What was your favorite toy as a child? My Buddy, the gay-training doll for boys
35. Summer or Winter? Winter makes me miserable, so I'll stick with that
36. Chocolate or vanilla? Coffee
37. Coffee or Tea? Chocolate
38. Do you want your friends to email you back? I've evolved beyond email.
39. When was the last time you cried? That year everyone forgot my birthday.
40. What is under your bed? The floor.
41. What did you do last night? Played with Curtis.
42. What are you afraid of? Giving myself an aneurysm because I'm such a hypochondriac.
43. Salty or Sweet? Vegetable-y.
44. How many keys on your key ring? 7, plus one miniature Eiffel tower.
45 How many years at your current job? 6 months.
46. Favorite day of the Week? Sunday
47. Do you make friends easily? No, well yes, but then I always try to sleep with them and things don't get prettier from there.
48. How many people will you send this to? The entire internet
49. How many will respond? 3
50. Do you like finding out all this stuff about your friends? No, I mainly like wasting time at work.